August 2012
6 posts
I can't stop eating
Watchhotbabysitter:
nonononononononono
My philosophy in life
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
People on the olympics:
woahrelatable:
ME:
June 2012
12 posts
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
Me : I'm a wizard.
Friend : Then prove it.
Me : I can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single....
Things that annoy me
kelseycantimewarp:
slow internet
when the internet is slow
when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly
that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
something that moves slowly called the internet
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
May 2012
19 posts
TGIF (This Generation is Fucked)
:)
i have this really unattractive thing on my face...
☺More Laughs Here.
attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
why get out of bed when you can instead not get out of bed
April 2012
32 posts
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me
REBLOG if you follow back ♥
littlebamford:
At First, you’ll be like this. ^
Then in like an hour you’ll be like this screaming, ” I GOT FOLLOWERS!”
michkhuns:
i used to have a social life but that all changed when the fire nation attacked
