I can't stop eating
My philosophy in life
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
People on the olympics:
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
Me : I'm a wizard.
Friend : Then prove it.
Me : I can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single....
Things that annoy me
kelseycantimewarp: slow internet when the internet is slow when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly something that moves slowly called the internet
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
TGIF (This Generation is Fucked)
i have this really unattractive thing on my face...
☺More Laughs Here.
attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
why get out of bed when you can instead not get out of bed
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me
REBLOG if you follow back ♥
littlebamford: At First, you’ll be like this. ^ Then in like an hour you’ll be like this screaming, ” I GOT FOLLOWERS!”
michkhuns: i used to have a social life but that all changed when the fire nation attacked