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I can’t stop eating
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nonononononononono
(Source: juilan, via bookishcoffeeadict)
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My philosophy in life
via sodamnrelatable
(via kjakerz)
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what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
(Source: privateagentmars, via kjakerz)
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thatfunnyblog:
We found you
potterheads, grab your wands
whovians, hop in your TARDISes
supernatural fans, get the shotguns
sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals
tributes, knock an arrow
avengers fans, assemble
lotr fans, unsheath Sting
we’ve got a few people to track down
I found them. They live in Kentucky. Facebook actually helped me out there. Plot twiiiisst.
(Source: liar-monster-deceiver-disgrace, via kjakerz)
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People on the olympics:
ME:
(Source: retweetabie, via kjakerz)
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normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
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Me : I'm a wizard.
Friend : Then prove it.
Me : I can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
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Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.
